Note to the general public:
If you cannot leave your house without already having multiple fights with your clothing, surrender immediately. Discard the clothing that is bothering you because I can promise you this with 100% certainty:
IT WILL BOTHER YOU ALL DAY.
Today's nemesis: Tights.
That is all.
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Did you know that tights were invented and first worn by MEN? But ask yourself this: Do you ever see a man wearing tights today? Only in the ballet! And that is because male ballerinas enjoy public ridicule... (Obviously, note the profession.) And why are men not wearing them now? It's obvious! The word "Tights" comes from the French word Torture, meaning: capital punishment. So, tights are, in fact, for the torture and aggravation of all things female and are designed to make you think they look good and that beauty comes with the price of pain and discomfort. Meanwhile, men are laughing to themselves every time they see a woman in them.... why? Because they have already learned their lesson! Tights are NOT fun! It's true. Look it up on wiki.
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